Greetings from the Bunker....
Another silly season is upon us and it again has been awhile since I've blogged. Much has happened since I've last blogged and Miss Cali has come out....as a porn star you know....flying solo. God I love this country. So here are a few recent and not so recent I would love to share with you.
PROVIDENCE—Rhode Island State Police said they’ve arrested 14 people for prostitution-related crimes since a new law went into effect that banned indoor prostitution, including a man who plays the New England Patriots’ mascot. This gives a whole need meaning to - giving head.
Was he hard to pick out of the line up? "He's the guy with the big head!"
ROME - Today an attacker hurled a statuette at Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi, striking the leader in the face at the end of a rally on Sunday and leaving the stunned 73-year-old leader with a broken nose and bloodied mouth, authorities said.
Police said the 42-year-old man accused of attacking Berlusconi as he signed autographs in Milan was immediately taken into custody. The Italian leader was rushed to a hospital where he was being held overnight. The attack occurred at a time when Berlusconi, one of Italy's wealthiest men, is embroiled in a sex scandal, a divorce case with his wife and public protests demanding his resignation. Was it the husband of the woman he has been sleeping around with? Was it a guy who wanted just said hey....I want to sleep with here and this old rich dude is messing up for me.
And Tiger...
And David Letterman...
And the Old Appalachian Trail Guy...
And on...and on...and on
I'm old enough to remember when the news was meant for a sports star's getting arrested for an 8 ball of coke in the airport. I'm rapidly approaching middle age, and my you know what is surcured excatly you know where. I have an old fashion relationship....you know the one where I don't F*&K around.
Guys you are making it tough on the rest of us. Is it possible to keep you wankers in your pants for awhile if you are one of these misguided souls looking for "strange". Everytime one of these losers makes the news, the rest of us who value our partners now have to start making excuses...
It's the fame...
It's the money...
He's mis understood...
Screw that...Why is keeping your word, being honest with the people you like, love, and resepct so casually treated? The words that come out of their mouths mean nothing without being followed up with action. They all deserve what they get because my friends Karama is an iron clad bitch scorned.
Stop it already, you are really messing up the Today show for me.
Till later share it with a friend.
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itom phillips
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sad n true get a job a life a mind "you have to go out of your mind in order to learn to use your head" - Legend of a Mind "playtime's almost over, bell's about to wring" ....M. Blooz, Voices in the Sky Kay kid-dees, why doncha go to Alex Jones Info Wars on YouTube? The Battle's on.... if you have one left, that is. Ah, back to the drawing pad n a cup a chai.... itom |
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